Messiah

My name its me

hi messiah how are you

by Expurgation June 12, 2023

Messiah

Obviously the best person in the world who looks is outta this world

Like that boy is the messiah he’s so beautiful

by Meh-sii-uhh November 23, 2021

Messiah

Weed boi | Founder of MTV (Messiah Television)

Messiah is the founder of MTV.

by AnassaHecate January 25, 2022

Messiah

Messiah pronounced (m zi ah) is a big wood giant and does not care what people say

Such a messiah

by jerome.b November 24, 2021

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023