butt fungus

A disease of the ass

Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!

by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

DeLancey fungus

A fungus grown in between the genitals and rectum known to cause intense burning and cysts.

I didn’t wash my butt for a week and got DeLancey fungus. It hurts.

by Let it breath and You’ll die May 29, 2019

fungus dripping

The act of taking LSD and mushrooms at the same time

Guy: man I was fungus dripping so hard yesterday

Bro: Same homie been waiting all week

by Moonwolfe May 12, 2018

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012

victor fungus

Blackened toejam, dark crusty feet
Feet smelling just like ammonia

Muddy Lee took off his work boots 🥾 and stunk up the whole entire house 🏠.. It was immediately determined his dawgs👣 had victor fungus.. peew👃 Gott Dayuuuuuum!!

by King Pheremones 🔥 April 15, 2021