The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014

The Greatest Band Of All Time

Led Zeppelin

Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, John Paul Jones

no words can describe them... they're that good

Stairway To Heaven, Kashmir, Communication Breakdown, Dazed And Confused, Houses Of The Holy, Trampled Under Foot, Over The Hills And Far Away, In My Time Of Dying, Black Dog, Whole Lotta Love, Ramble On, Rock & Roll, Since I've Been Loving You, Immigrant Song, When The Levee Breaks, Ramble On, Gallows Pole, Achilles Last Stand, Custard Pie, The Rover, No Quarter, Going To California, Misty Mountain Hop, The Ocean, The Lemon Song, What Is And What Should Never Be, Hey Hey What Can I Do.........songs by the greatest band of all time

by xoxoroxkkixassxoxo March 7, 2009

ESCAPE THE FATE (BAND)

One of the most awsome bands in the world!!!! i promis if you check them out you will like them, i heard them once and i was hooked, so type them in and check em' out!!!!!!!!!

escape the fate (BAND)member:

bassist:MATT GREEN, backup vocals
lead vocalist:CRAIG MABBITT
lead gutair:BRYAN"MONTE"MONEY
drummer:ROBERT ORITZ

by EMILEE(FUTURE SYN GATES) December 17, 2008

The Worst Band EVER

Label one would apply to the worst producers of music. This label is very important, as only one band in existance can be labeled as THE WORST BAND EVER...

Dumbass: hey, check out this Chiristain-Rock cd I bought...it's by Norma Jean...

Someone with taste: Holy shit no, don't you dare put that filth in my radio. They sound like satanic monkeys being flung by a catapult at a brick wall... They're simply 'The Worst Band Ever'...

by llSmithll March 20, 2005

the biggest band on the planet

One Direction

The Biggest Band On The Planet As Stated By Jonny (Louis Tomlinson In BSE Music Video)

The band which thinks 18 months is 5 years

Who is the biggest band on the planet?
Easy One Direction

by 1d_4ever_d1 November 4, 2020

The Best Band In the World

Quite simply, unmistakably, undeniably and without a doubt; PINK FLOYD

Hey man, let's listen to some music...

Oh, ok. What do you have in mind?

You know... Music!

OK! I'll put on some Pink Floyd.

Dude! They're the best band in the world!

by jesuitson March 1, 2009

The best band in the world

Metallica. The greatest band of all time. Nirvana is close to Metallica, but Metallica is better. (Nirvana rocks, though I like Metallica a little bit better)Metallica consists of James Hetfield, Kirk Hammil, Lars Ulrich, and... it was Cliff Burton, but I forgot the new guy's name. Well, they rock!

Damn, Metallica's Ride the Lightning was the best album ever made!

by JsRf13 April 10, 2005