terd sucker

-Someone who is disdainful, very easy to hate, for various personality faults.
-A terd sucker is much worse than someone who eats shit because a terd sucker slowly consumes feces, giving him more time to be disdainful. In addition, sucking a terd is much more grotesque and disdainful than eating shit. Thus someone who eats shit might be a terd sucker but not necessarily, but a terd sucker is always at the very least someone who eats shit...a shiteater.

1. Can you believe that guy tried to stick his fist up my anus. I really hate him for that. He is such a terd sucker.

2. Watch out, look who just walked in to the party, Terd Sucker Supreme...the top terd sucker at this university...I really fuckin' hate that butt-fuck.

by Jake T III July 20, 2008

terd plug

When you are having trouble pooping and then a big hard chunk comes out and then the rest flows out smoothly.

I can't poop because I have a terd plug that I can't push out.

by Coffee Cardinal May 7, 2018

mountain terd

a substance that comes out of a moutain lion's ass in a form of a terd on a mountain a little south of the mexican border.

This mountain terd is a big shit.

by Shcarsloo April 22, 2011

Terd Gas

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

puddin terd

diarrhea

don't eat that gravy mano, you wake up wit puddin terd bro!

by StreightSpine November 12, 2019

terd fergassin

has no meaning just used as an empty insult towards jewish people.

"cody was bein a terd fergassin"

by chester November 29, 2003

pancake terd

a soft stool that takes the shape of a space shuttle when it hits the bottom of the toilet.

i woke up this morning to see a pancake terd staring at me from the toilet.

by jLOUD August 4, 2006