Kangaroo Temperature

165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT

by Theatre4H January 30, 2020

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Temperature Jealousy

Being jealous of someone in a hot country whilst you are freezing in yours.

"God Jemma is in Africa, it must be so hot, i've got temperature jealousy."

by Cheeseylump January 27, 2020

your iq is as high as the room temperature

your iq is as high as the room temperature is if a bully that has a bit of smart in his brain would say, but you are smarter and u use Kelvin B)

Bully:Your IQ is as high as the room temperature.
You:I use Kelvin
Bully: >:o
other kids: :o
Geography teacher: *gives you 59473487 amounts of A+*

by battle cats fan real November 21, 2022

Temperatureness

Another word for temperature

White whore with a camera: I’m gonna go outside, so I can get my ego up.

Lesbian catholic: don’t go, you don’t want the temperatureness to fuck you in the ass.

White whore with a camera: No, I’m gonna go anyways, I don’t need you👺.

*white whore with a camera goes outside*

*sunburns*

Lesbian catholic running with a shield to show powerful movement of feminine power, while also being non-existence, due to roe vs wade.

White whore with a camera: you saved me?

Lesbian catholic: I couldn’t leave my friend behind

*makes out, outside of a catholic boarding school*

by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022

Temperature Chemistry

Temperature chemistry is the most important attribute in relationships. It is important that if you're hot ;) your significant other is cold to bring balance into the relationship. That is how you know you are meant for each other. Same if you're cold your partner can comfort you if their temperature is hot that is what you call temperature chemistry.

We have amazing temperature chemistry!

by Klova December 8, 2015

Temperature

a word often misspelled by people named sami in an elementary spelling bee and still haunts them to this day

Spell temperature

Uwu :3 t- t- t- temperture ??

by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021