by playahata gatorade August 17, 2008
Get the Taxi Bitchmug. Shoes worn going out, mainly high heels, that look good but aren't comfortable enough to walk in long or are impractical, hence needing a taxi or car to get to and from events/clubs and home.
Anne: so should I wear the red shoes with this dress or the taxi shoes?
Lia: the taxi shoes are hot, wear them! I'll call the taxi.
Lia: the taxi shoes are hot, wear them! I'll call the taxi.
by Lianora January 2, 2008
Get the taxi shoesmug. (extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
by stouffer March 4, 2003
Get the mystery taximug. A 2 wheel bicycle, perferably a dark color, no lights and stolen. Typically used to transport DOPE. Rode by a 100 pound tweeker, weighing less than the large backpack he is carrying. With an unlit cigerette in his mouth.
My dope dealer sent me out on a CRACK TAXI aka, stolen bicycle, to deliver a rather large amount of dope.
by PECKER HEAAD March 9, 2008
Get the Crack Taximug. by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010
Get the relaxy taximug. A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again
Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.
by morpethrob January 7, 2008
Get the spacker taximug. When a woman’s minge has seen so many dicks it’s gone past the 1,000,000 mile mark on the odometer and clicked back to the start.
by Oldbuzz February 15, 2020
Get the A Greek taximug.