the trembling sensation a man gets mid orgasm thinkin how awesome swayze is while nailing his "girlfriend". often yelling out "NO SWAYZE NO WAYZE!!" immediately after release.
Damn, last night i had an awesome trembling swayze! that fight scene popped in my head and she didn't know what hit her in the eye, till i yelled out NO SWAYZE NO WAYZE!!! Then she realized what i'd done. All i could say was sorry babe next time we shouldn't watch roadhouse for date night.
by cletus83 November 4, 2010
Bad-ass noun. Pronounced "Sways-foo."
A style of kung fu for the conscientious, considerate combat artist. This master of eastern philosophy and western cool can kick ass in all walks of life - be it on (or with) his surfboard, falling out of a plane and fighting in mid-air, serving in the army (where he never quite gives in to the collective jarhead identity of his fellow soldiers), sniping commies in the mountains, driving long-haul trucks, bouncing for roadside bars or even making pottery from beyond the grave - while showing just enough softness to let those around him know he'd rather be meditating, accepting the energy of waves or bedding major babes.
A word of warning, should you come across a learned pretty-boy disciple of Swayz-fu, do not underestimate or test said disciple, and most importantly, do not join forces with forces of corruption to bring him down, cuz he'll rip your fuckin' throat out with a lightning fast cobra strike.
A style of kung fu for the conscientious, considerate combat artist. This master of eastern philosophy and western cool can kick ass in all walks of life - be it on (or with) his surfboard, falling out of a plane and fighting in mid-air, serving in the army (where he never quite gives in to the collective jarhead identity of his fellow soldiers), sniping commies in the mountains, driving long-haul trucks, bouncing for roadside bars or even making pottery from beyond the grave - while showing just enough softness to let those around him know he'd rather be meditating, accepting the energy of waves or bedding major babes.
A word of warning, should you come across a learned pretty-boy disciple of Swayz-fu, do not underestimate or test said disciple, and most importantly, do not join forces with forces of corruption to bring him down, cuz he'll rip your fuckin' throat out with a lightning fast cobra strike.
Ex. 1: After performing a touching dance routine with a formerly awkward, newly confident teenage girl, an anonymous greaseball punk was foolish enough to question the sexual orientation of the softshoeing creator of the legendary Swayz-fu while also making an aggressive pass at the girl. He was rewarded accordingly with a destructive palm to the nose and a crunching knee to the groin.
Ex. 2: Should you live only to get radical, the way of Swayz-fu is the one true path. 100% pure adrenaline.
Ex. 2: Should you live only to get radical, the way of Swayz-fu is the one true path. 100% pure adrenaline.
by IceBerg83 January 16, 2011
by Willo_chris May 2, 2006
You are holding someone else's wrist and guiding them while they give you a hand job. Even more potent if "Unchained Melody" is playing in the background.
by Hot Seat May 30, 2022
noun. when one puts one's car on cruise control (at speed), and climbs into the passenger seat, where usually a dance is performed for a few seconds before the driver returns to his proper seat, the whole process occurring without the driver touching the steering wheel. a particularly high form of 'going dumb', derived from ghostriding, it is ridiculously dangerous and should never be attempted by anyone. ever
verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'
verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'
I was going about 55 down a nice, straight road, with no other cars around, so I pulled a Swayze Taxi and did a little shimmy with a thizz face in the passenger seat.
by salinger April 10, 2007
When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.
by Jeropotato May 13, 2016