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Yo boy swanson

The owner of Sonali's curry pot. He raised Jeshuran and Joshuran by himself and is a professional gamer. He loves eggrolls like Joshuran does and likes the weapon "China lake"
by jails April 19, 2013
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Swanson

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.
by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020
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Emma Swanson

The most beautiful girl in the world. she always wants to hang out and cuddle. you never know what she’s gonna do next
Frase: Who’s that girl?
Maria: That’s Emma Swanson
by papi chulo 42069 September 4, 2022
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swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"
by Monocled General April 17, 2017
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swanson line

Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.

Other examples:

Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.

Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
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Brad Swanson

It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”
Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it
by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019
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THE SWANSON

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.
by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020
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