After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.
by Annie January 17, 2004
It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks
by SWAMP ASS VITCIM August 24, 2004
Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.
It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.
I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018
by Blimage November 13, 2009
A condition around the anal area which results in pain. Usually associated with lack of bathing, or uncommonly elevated temperature in the anal area. See Diaria.
by PDOG August 6, 2004
When someone farts so badly that you would rather lick the inside of an Afghani toilet bucket til it gleamed than be where you are.
by Geoffrey de Lodyngton July 31, 2005
by zoltan07 April 8, 2009