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swamp ass 

A condition around the anal area which results in pain. Usually associated with lack of bathing, or uncommonly elevated temperature in the anal area. See Diaria.
The soldier had swampass after being in the desert for 10 days without a shower.
swamp ass by PDOG August 5, 2004

swamp ass 

When someone farts so badly that you would rather lick the inside of an Afghani toilet bucket til it gleamed than be where you are.
Thrustmaster's got swampass. Let me die! Get the bucket!!!

swamp ass 

Evan has a green shitty mist coming from his swamp ass
swamp ass by Siev July 31, 2004

swamp ass 

while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass
oh great.....ive got a classic case of swamp ass.....again...."oh, whatch out...dont slip in that"

swamp ass 

The sensation of sweaty thighs in bunches of fabric, simulataneously enjoying(?) the feeling of having a swamp located just south of one's ass.
"Dude, I had to leave the MoMA after three hours...I was hungry and I had major swamp ass 'cause I was wearing warm-up pants with boots."
swamp ass by Myconfidence October 23, 2006

swamp ass 

when your butt gets so sweaty you see it through your pants.
leather seats in your car in the summer +swamp ass.
swamp ass by tgaz August 6, 2016