suck my eggs

1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group

1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember

by I.C.U. February 7, 2009

suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016

suck my bucket

A polite euphemism for suck my ass.

Well my dear, I would suggest you get down on your knees and suck my bucket!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Suck my Nuts

"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.

"Suck my Nuts"

by The Metal King October 24, 2016

suck my wang

the instigation of one wanting their wang to be sucked

hey u whore suck my wang!!!

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

suck my left one

after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

by mandabee January 19, 2007

Suck My Boot

Used to mean many things:
it can be as inappropriate as you want it, it can be used jokingly or seriously,
or simply, someone can go chew on your shoe...
your pick,

"Hey, What's up?"
"SUCK MY BOOT"

by Stephanie XD February 23, 2009