simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA

Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

Shtimple

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 25, 2022

i'll make it very simple and clear

when you copy and paste a review

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "

by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019

Simplexity

Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.

The simplexity of the universe would reveal much more than the eye could ever see.

by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008

stipple

A stipple is a slang word for a stiff nipple, usually on females cuming out of a cool environment supporting stiff erect nipples

"Check out the stipples on that babe"

"woa, stipples"

by Slim_superman February 17, 2006

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006