Steve

Steve is a man who will indeed break your heart. Take it from me, I've dated three of them. They seem fantastic until you let them into your heart...then it's all downhill from there.

Every song about heartbreak is about a guy named Steve.

by NolongerloveSteve October 23, 2011

Steve

The guy from Minecraft.

6 year old: What's your Minecraft skin?
6 and a half year old: It's Steve

by ALivingDeadMeme November 23, 2018

Steve

A hedge.

Lets call it Steve.

by 4c January 24, 2011

Steve

A Steve is an intellectually lacking individual, characterised by an abnormally square head

“What is that Steve over there doing”

by TheMikey64 January 17, 2023

Steve

Our fat EMS Captain

Man that guy is such a Steve

by Wushbookie August 2, 2017

Steve

Used a an insult: Asshole, Bitch, annoying Bastard, etc.

John: Did he really just do that?
Bill: Yea, what the heck, that guy is such a Steve.

by HappySteve October 1, 2009

Steve

Amazing person who most people think is a guy but really isn't.

Steve you are very loveable.

by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018