stalker

someone who wants to rape you in the butt

justin is a stalker

by deana eichman January 12, 2009

Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009

stalker

One who has a collection of pictures of the infactuated person and carries it around everywhere.

She is a scary stalker. She stole his own picture from him.

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by Teena Pee July 18, 2008

Stalker

A new unit introduced in Starcraft 2 for the Protoss faction.
It costs 125 Minerals and 50 Gas and is a powerful tier 2 unit that has nice range and therefore powerful when massed.

The stalker is also one of the most effective anti-air units in the game, especially with the mid-game "Blink" upgrade which allows intense micro and the ability to chase down units that are usually much faster.

OMFG stupid toss noobs massed 50 stalkers and blinked them past my wall >:O

by Azzie11156 October 4, 2010

stalker

someone, most likeley a woman, who continues to contact you with a slightly obsessive tone

ay yo, michelle be a stalker, she text me everyday

by frankalicious123 February 22, 2012

The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.

"I gave this girl the stalker last night"

by some one rediculous October 9, 2006

Stalker

Someone who follows or stalks people. (:

Hareem and Sampada are Stalkers.

by loser is a loser. April 26, 2011