stale bread

possibly the tastiest shit you'll ever have

Holy fuck, did you try that stale bread? It's fucking delicious!
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey

by stale bread consumer November 19, 2019

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Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

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stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want

a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps

by scubasteve919 September 02, 2010

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