stale bread

possibly the tastiest shit you'll ever have

Holy fuck, did you try that stale bread? It's fucking delicious!
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey

by stale bread consumer November 19, 2019

Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want

a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps

by scubasteve919 September 2, 2010

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020

Stale Popcorn

A movie that you've seen too many times.

Chris: Wanna watch this movie?
Me: Nah. I've seen it so many times that it's stale popcorn.

by Fricky-Fresh May 20, 2020

Stale-out

An unpleasant social environment that one becomes a part of, often garnered by nasty attitudes or occurrences.

That meeting was a complete stale-out. Im never going back to one of those.

by Tbone Steak April 10, 2023

stale penis

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

by stale fungus July 8, 2015