Squidward

"Squidward is a jerk

Squidward by Emkuda December 9, 2018

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

Squidward by Moose March 26, 2003

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"

I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!

Squidward by B0d0zer June 8, 2018

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.