SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)
by Rayjeem December 7, 2018
Get the SQUIDWARDmug. The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact
by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014
Get the Squidwardingmug. Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
by Daddysaur April 16, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
by french fry dick September 6, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. by ___ the Man February 28, 2007
Get the squidwardmug. Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008
Get the Squidwardmug. 
Get the squidwardmug.