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Squidward 

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane
Hmmm, how about some squidward?
Squidward by Moose March 26, 2003

Squidward 

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight
Squidward was being pasty again.
Squidward by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Squidward 

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.
Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward
Squidward by Squidwardlover328 March 18, 2011

Squidward 

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"
I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!
Squidward by B0d0zer June 8, 2018

Squidward 

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
Squidward likes to succ john thicc
Squidward by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

Squidward 

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."