1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort
2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding
2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding
1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.
2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.
2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.
by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010
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by Dark Angel March 7, 2004
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by pocketwizard1978 May 7, 2010
Get the Spunt mug.An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.
Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"
by Char H January 9, 2006
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1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.
2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.
3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.
Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.
1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.
2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.
3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.
Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.
Only someone as incorrectly spunt as him could make such a rookie mistake.
After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.
His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.
My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.
Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.
He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.
After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.
His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.
My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.
Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.
He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.
by SpyguyScribe May 11, 2009
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by bird69 November 16, 2005
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