Rear Spoiler

To take a girl from behind analy. To be taken from behind analy. Doggy style anal sex.

I met this girl in a club last night, she took it hard rear spoiler style

by FREAK2k5 December 28, 2005

The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

by Egor, Will October 27, 2008

Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.

Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*

by millardfillmore April 19, 2010

Spoiler Alert

Glenn Rhee dies in The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 1
Thank you Negan for using your baseball bat named, Lucille on Glenn's head

Oh btw spoiler alert

by RGTube December 19, 2018

White spoiler

On the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either :
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: Did she just spoil the entire film?
B: No, don't worry. It's white spoiler, really. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie.

Or

A: Jimmy!! You just told me how the story ends!
B: Oops... Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out.

by Cinciarella March 11, 2018

Spoiler King

Someone (usually a celebrity), who drops spoilers and hints to their fanbase without people realising they were being spoiled. Only in hindsight, it becomes clear that placement of objects, melodies hummed etc. were spoilers. A true spoiler king.

So the guitar on his bed in his livestreams was a spoiler for his new show? What a spoiler king!

by Final_Countdown_ August 21, 2022

Spoiler Rape

The act of being forced to watch a (part) of a new episode whilst you didnt consent to it or would much rather like to watch it elsewhere or with other company.

"He made me watch a part of the new Rick And Morty episode. Before i could refuse i was already watching it... i was spoiler raped"

by J.N. (Mediocre Porn Producer) September 27, 2017