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Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them
Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking
by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019
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Spite work

Unnecessary busy work imposed by employers to make sure they get their money’s worth out of employees or unnecessary working conditions imposed to micromanage employees.
I can perform my job better from (insert any location that makes sense), but am being told to go do it (insert other location that does not make sense) to keep tabs on me. This is some serious spite work.

You perform all of your duties, but are being asked to do some extra spite work that makes no sense and is usually mandated by someone else who is not an expert in your field.

Bad professional development/meetings that could have been emails just for the sake of having professional development/meetings are spite work.

When you are done with your work and more spite work is piled on because it would be a shame if you had nothing to do and were still being paid
by Reojo January 30, 2021
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spite hot

When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.
Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.

Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.
by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017
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spiteful bitch

someone who does something intentionally to hurt you after you thought they would never ever to hurt you
“Did you see that Alyssa went out to lunch with Veronica’s ex bf??!”

“Yea she’s just being a spiteful bitch because she’s jealous of Veronica.”
“word.”
by lilwavy December 10, 2019
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Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.
Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.
by Bweave May 16, 2021
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spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.
"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?
by Nikro August 9, 2015
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spite baby

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis
John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back
by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017
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