An acronym for 'shake my penis head' or 'shaking my penis head.' Derived from smh, or shaking my head, it's used in substitution for smh, usually in terms of sex, or just general conversation.
guy1: I was about to stick it in when I sobered up and realized the girl was fat, which made me lose my erection.
guy2: Smph, that's messed up.
guy2: Smph, that's messed up.
by brodeo14 January 19, 2011
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(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.
(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.
Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.
by Silky-M June 3, 2011
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by sillymonkey92 August 22, 2011
Get the simphisticated mug.referring to a person named sophie who is a great hugger as if they were comfy like a loaf of bread. this person is typically the mom of the friend group and willing to provide food and other sorts of items to their friends.
1.Wow I hugged Sophie today and it was the best hug i’ve ever had, such a Sophaloaf.
2.Sophie gave me food today she’s such a great Sophaloaf.
2.Sophie gave me food today she’s such a great Sophaloaf.
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Me, an intellectual: somophobia detected
Me, an intellectual: somophobia detected
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