An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park
by fhnfdbjnsd December 27, 2013
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.
Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie
by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 22, 2010
A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
by Raw Entice March 1, 2012
by Donie who loved Bowling January 27, 2010
A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010
by laxer21 March 30, 2010