Paint Sniffer

A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high.

That kid on cops was a paint sniffer.

by Mike geisler April 15, 2004

Bum Sniffer

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.

Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008

Sniffing Duck

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011

Titty Sniffer

Something that Kaglins says when he has no comebacks.

panzy: Kill yourself.

Kaglins: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb my IQ and jump to yours.

panzy: If I jumped from my IQ to yours, I'd be falling forever.

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!

by vintx November 10, 2017

Stall Sniffle

The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall

Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.

by Vjax October 9, 2016

boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."

That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.

Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.

by Fireman137 September 10, 2007