snark

1. to have playful, fun sex. (intransitive verb)
2. to pleasure one's partner in bed (transitive verb)

1. We snarked all afternoon.
2. We snarked each other until we were too tired to move.

by Confederate dunce February 22, 2007

snark

s sexy woman or hot chick

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"

by wazza June 20, 2003

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

dry snark

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snark Off

To jack off to pictures of Snarky Women in in their underwear.

That picture is so sexy it makes me want to snark off!

by Choir Boy Is Dead November 11, 2009

Snark

Snark(noun) an individual outside of your home or dwelling doing shenanigans. typically when the snark goes out to do snarkish(adj)behaviors it is not done to random or complete stranger. Snarks do not seek personal gain by taking items not belonging to them ever. Until the snark is in the snare trap, your assuming it's there. To think snarkishly is to defy another's reasoning as "to the lengths one may go" if gas wasn't so expensive.

When ever you feel like someone is out there , watching or waiting for you, it may be snark. Snarks can often become obsessed with doing snarking. Hiding the schemes from any one they know. The dsm-5 regaurds snarks as curious of others, but my therapist hasn't any time to go out on a snark hunt.

by Surewood October 15, 2022