snark

1. to have playful, fun sex. (intransitive verb)
2. to pleasure one's partner in bed (transitive verb)

1. We snarked all afternoon.
2. We snarked each other until we were too tired to move.

by Confederate dunce February 22, 2007

snark

s sexy woman or hot chick

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"

by wazza June 20, 2003

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

dry snark

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snark Off

To jack off to pictures of Snarky Women in in their underwear.

That picture is so sexy it makes me want to snark off!

by Choir Boy Is Dead November 11, 2009

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

by Thaitanic June 4, 2018