Smartphobia

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

snarkphones

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

by arkanciscan August 8, 2016

Shartphone

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

by 3dPulP November 4, 2012

Smart Phone Moment

The event in time in which one person is unintentionally ignored by another, whom is in a state of great concentration towards there smart phone.

Sorry man I was having a smart phone moment. What did you say?

by TheMovieMan August 29, 2011

Smart Phone Bitch

One who uses their smart phone to do the bidding of someone who does not have a smart phone

Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"

by cindylouwholigan January 26, 2012

smarterphone

Smarterphone is a leader in innovative software solutions for mobile devices. Smarterphone's expertise provides a strategic advantage for manufacturers seeking world-class applications which minimize integration costs and speed time to market.

Smarterphone is a company that I can relay on.

by John Arnstern January 15, 2008

Relativistic Smartphones

A theoretical (and wildly impractical) communication device that must account for or exploit relativistic effects. For an astronaut traveling at near-light speed, a normal smartphone would be useless—its internal clock, network pings, and data streams would be hopelessly desynchronized with everyone back home. A true relativistic smartphone would have to continuously calculate its own time dilation and adjust signal processing, or use FTL comms to bypass the issue entirely. Its main feature would be preserving your place in the social media timeline despite skipping years ahead.

Example: "Got the new iPhone with the relativistic chipset. It automatically applies time-dilation corrections to my messages. I can text someone from a fast ship, and it holds the message in a buffer, releasing it to the network at the exact nanosecond so it appears I replied instantly, even if I experienced a month-long journey." Relativistic Smartphones

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026