i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

Small penis

Yours

“You have a small penis”

by Bigpenisman42069 September 20, 2021

Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th

Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".

A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."

by ushelease September 18, 2023