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Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".
A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."
by ushelease September 18, 2023
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Small penis

Yours
“You have a small penis
by Bigpenisman42069 September 20, 2021
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Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th
Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.
Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.
by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025
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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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