Slosh Sex

A type of intercourses in which the mans penis is flaccid and the females vagina is wet. There is no sound other than the sloshing of their genitalia together.

White people primarily practice this sex
Guy 1: So how was it last night
Guy 2: She was so ugly I didn’t get hard or moan. We had slosh sex
by cockheadlarry January 02, 2019
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Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday
Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!
by jeniXOXO_ February 22, 2014
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slosh fuck

When a man is extremely sloshed (drunk) and has sloppy, wild, sweaty, loud, smelly, and great sex with a woman. Be advised slosh fucks have been known to occur with fat women, so the morning which follows the slosh fuck may be extremely regretful and or awkward.
Dude, last night I pounded far too many beers at the bar. Then there was a fat woman, who had NFL linebacker potential. For some reason, after a twelve-pack, she looked good. Anyway, I slosh fucked this fat lady for two hours and it was fucking great!
by jizzpants July 28, 2010
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slosh buckled

to be so muckled or drunk that you will say anything to anyone and do anything. It is also common to make up different words which all mean 'to be drunk'.
1-"dude you were slosh buckled last night you kept trying to hook up with mikes 12 year old sister and you said it was because you were "shamrocked"
2-"shit"
by calypsogrey July 26, 2007
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slosh monster

A girl who be fckn everybOdyyyy .
That bxtch bopped off 5 of my boy at that party damm she a slosh monster.
by breezyxBAD April 24, 2010
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Slosh Belly

When you drink beer, or anything else, to fast on an empty stomach and you can hear it swish around when you shake.
After shotgunning that Natty Light, I got a major case of slosh belly.
by bobatoni June 15, 2020
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Dick slosh

When you pull down your pants with a massive boney and your dick slaps the girl who's working on it.
"Dude I totally dick sloshed Stacey when she was about to give me head!"
by Madelinska July 12, 2016
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