Poo Siren

Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.

Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."

by Bearded Bandit September 22, 2012

Siren effect

If one of your friends gets into a new relationship and don´t show up for the duration of the relationship. Due to the greek mythology of the sirens.

Damnit we lost Jimmy due to the siren effect.

by Stuhlowitz April 8, 2013

Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

curfew siren

A siren that went off around 10-12 P.M. usually in ghettos and reservations.

Hey, let’s get home before the curfew siren goes off.

by ramranchcasual December 22, 2018

Siren Abuser

Driver of a first responder vehicle who turns on the siren as a way to get somewhere faster even though there is no actual emergency.

An ambulance came rushing by, then pulled into the Starbucks parking lot and calmly walked into the store and got in line. The lack of urgency proved him to be a siren abuser.

by Topaz144 March 28, 2020

kitty siren

act of swinging a cat by it's tail over your head in a circular motion-(same motion as cowboys use to lasso a calf).

If that cat shits in my house one more time I'm going to turn it into a kitty siren.

by Don't try this at home April 4, 2014

Party Siren

An obnoxious person, usually a drunk nasally female, who acts over-excited at parties and social gatherings and greets everyone who enters with an obligatory high pitched squeal. The Party Siren tries to feel important by attempting to make everyone feel welcomed, but instead she ends up singling new guests out, making everyone feel awkward, and ultimately gives everyone a headache. She wants to be cool and the only way she knows how to be cool is by over exaggerating her self confidence and acting like she is having a great time, and the only way she can think of displaying how great of a time she is having is by screaming a lot as if she were on an invisible roller coaster with drink service. Other times the party siren can be heard is when shots are being consumed or camera phones are filming. She's gonna prove she's the life of the party, one ear-drum at a time.

Veronica was being an inconsiderate party siren when she blasted her agitating shriek from across the room as soon as Christina entered. "OOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOD! CHRISTTIIIIIIINAAAAA!!! WHOOOOOO!!! PARTY!!" She almost entirely derailed the book club meeting that night.

by njb84 January 11, 2014