Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.
"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"
by yung pussybaker May 21, 2020
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Term used to call people 'foolish' or 'jerkface', however it's literal meaning is a penis with foreskin removed
Person 1: "Aww get outta here you shmuck!"
Person 2: "Uhh Person 1, you do know what that means, right?"
Person 1: "Jerkface?
Person 2: "No, it's a body part...that you don't have..."
by greenghost110 February 07, 2023
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Billyhud is a shmuck
billy blames everyone but himself what a shmuck
by IsaacJD04 January 19, 2020
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A type of shmuck is called ibrahim. He is the literal definition of shmuck.
Hey look there’s a shmuck=ibrahim!
by Pussydestroyer7482 July 28, 2019
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Can either mean Homie or asshole depending on the context
"Hey what's up my shmuck" or shut up you fuckin shmuck
by thatnibber February 21, 2019
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Why did you break my window? You are such a shmuck
by Shounen Protagonist October 22, 2019
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Describing Someone Who Is An Idioţ̵̡̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̨̨̛̛̛͇̙̬͈̳͎̬̮̥̳͚̰̮͚͓͖͉̙̹̳̞̫̙͉̩͔͇͓̬̟̗̲̪̥̻͔̟̬̱͇͍̞̳̮̹̙̖̺̦̖̱̭̖͔͎͙̘͔̹̙̫̩̗̖̟̱̦͈̪͈͈̬̭͍̦̼̳̼̟̝̣̦͙̗̲̩͍̺̺͇͔͇̰̥͙̼̩̯̜̠͇̫̹͚̤̯̪͙̖̝̙͉͖̜̱̼̘̫͍̖͍̙̪̙͉̱̻͉͚͈̤̘̲̟̙̌̀̏̃̄͌̽̆̾̈̐͑̿̽̆̏̿̋͆̿͗͌̿̈̀̃̀̿͊̈́̈́̐́̍̅͑̋̈́̽͂̓̆̓̀̋̋̎̂̃̽̾̌͌̈́́̐͊̾̓͌̍͐̾̔̀̽̏̊̽̎̔̈͐̒͛̀̾̄͌̓̅́̂͆́̈́́̒͒͊̂̽̊͋̅͋̌̈͒̾̾̑̽̊̾̈́̏̔͋́̂̄́͛͋̂̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ
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