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shitfuckdamnpiss

Only the best swear word ever. This is the sort of explitive that is only to be used when the situation becomes so hopelessly awry, that no other explitive could possibly come anywhere near correctly describing the heinousness of the dire situation at hand.
What the shitfuckdamnpiss is going on?
Who the shitfuckdamnpiss are you?
Where the shitfuckdamnpiss are we?
When the shitfuckdamnpiss is that supposed to happen?
Why the shitfuckdamnpiss would you think that was funny?
How the shitfuckdamnpiss did you screw that up so badly?
by Dan Nichols August 6, 2007
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Shitfarted

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.
"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"
by Lnasty January 9, 2012
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shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin
he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight
by katie bahr February 3, 2003
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shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into
by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006
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Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.
Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.
by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008
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Shitfacebooking

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.
Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
by chuckerman September 20, 2009
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Shit Faced

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped
by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004
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