Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.

Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.

by Brighton Early November 5, 2009

Simmo

An all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for sexual pleasure.

I can't believe simmo slept wiv both our mums.... twice

by Jonny2008 October 30, 2007

shimmy shammy

A family-friendly euphamisum for 'sex' used by a few (known) canadian radio DJ's

"is shimmy shammy really the best thing you can get for free, caller?"

by Danny B October 3, 2006

Shimmy

a quick shuffle of the lower torso (mainly botty) in a humerous and suprisingly entertaining fashion.
Also used as a description of a person, mainly camp and flamboyant

'shimmy darlin, shimmy!'

'hey shimmy! how are ya?'

by shimmy January 18, 2004

Modified Elevator Shimmy

Alternating up-and-down hand motions on the back of another person in a face-to-face romantic encounter. While one hand moves upwards the other hand moves downwards, unlike the elevator shimmy, where both hands caress up or down at the same time.

Eric: Hey man, any luck tonight?

Mike: Just a modified elevator shimmy.

by Miguel Commotion November 24, 2009

shimmeh

just a PLAYBOi

look at shimmeh, god hes a PLAYBOi

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Shimmydicking

any form of PDA that makes others around you uncomfortable

caitlin says to couple snuggling in the back of the bus: "stop that shimmydicking before we all throw up!"

by purple penguins December 20, 2008