Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009

shemon

so inteligent hes not einstein no he's zweistein

ooo my god you just found out that E=mc2
you are a shemon.

by xxxGeronimoxxx June 18, 2017

Shamone

Michael Jackson’s homage to Mavis Staples, an extremely underrepresented soul singer, used in place of ‘come on’ or ‘looky here’... it was Michael’s was of staying true to his roots coming up on the Chitlins Circuit before moving from Motown to Epic and subsequently changing his sound and appearance to break racial barriers and appeal to a wider audience. Michael was a huge prankster and loved putting Easter eggs in his work, as well as never renouncing his roots, despite what people were saying about him at the time and his severe body and facial dysmorphia. Now we all know he had Vitiligo AND Lupus, both autoimmune disorders, but back in the 90’s it was “Wacko Jacko strikes again”. We behaved egregiously and made him suffer for his art when he gave of himself so completely... it left him in chronic pain, crippling loneliness, insomnia and misery, and we did nothing to prevent his death. We lost one of the greatest performers who will ever grace this earth. Requiscat in Pace ad Eternam, Frater. 💙🕴🏻👑

You KNOW that girl is dangerous, Michael... aww SHAMONE! -‘you rock my world’ video

Because I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it , SHAMONE! - Bad

by MysteryBruises October 11, 2018

Shamone/Shamoan'd

"Shamone" is a term coined by Michael Jackson, in 1988 on the song "bad". "Shamone" is a unique phrasing of "c'mon"
which mean "come on". Can also be spelled as "Shamoan'd". "Shamone" is usually followed up by a "Uhh", or a grunt of some kind. Other sources of the phrase "shamone" are James Jensen and later adapted by Noah Oktober Schweitz

Shamone/Shamoan'd can be used in almost any context
"Yo, lets go... shamone" uhh"
"Coming right up, shamone!"

by RubyDick November 27, 2018

Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

Shamone

Shamone means come on in Michael Jackson language

Damn freddy the ten year old is looking rather thicc today i would really like to Shamone him

by MexicanJumpingBean69 June 22, 2019

Shemane

Shemane is a very unique kid who isn’t like other people, shemane is a guy who does not focus on girls asses or bodies or lips or who only focuses on smashing girls. Shemane has a heart unlike most guys, girls if you ever meet him hold on to him because he is very very precious. Shemane is one of a kind and will sit there for hours with you if you are ever upset, and he does not care where he is if you are crying he will give you the nicest, warmest hug you’ll ever get. He is truly amazing and so cute and adorable in so many indescribable ways. Again if you meet him, hold onto him if you want to know what it means to be loved constantly.

“Oh my god Shemane is so amazing, I love him so much.”

by TruFax121 November 3, 2019