A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
by ASDFgirlz23 February 25, 2012
A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
by tperry76 December 15, 2016
When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.
"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
by trolleycakes September 29, 2018
The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.
by Analbum cover March 7, 2014
This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.
by blindorange October 2, 2009
by Patrick + Lorna May 6, 2005
A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009