N. - When people who are in the same room as people snorting cocaine act like they've snorted cocaine.
T - Hey Chris, those people are snorting cocaine.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.
C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.
C - Don't stand too close, you don't want to inhale any secondhand coke.
T - I have a lot of energy.
C - Oh no, you've inhaled secondhand coke.
by teenpaleboy January 19, 2014
When you have beef with someone, which then results in you having beef with someone else. (Typically one of their friends.)
Person 1: Damnnn. Emma hates me because I have beef with her boyfriend Jimmy.
Person 2: Sounds like you got some secondhand beef.
Person 2: Sounds like you got some secondhand beef.
by followMy insta @yungdaggerbish August 06, 2018
Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
by XianStarr October 10, 2016
Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 09, 2017
Getting all of the perks of being famous by being friends with one who is famous without having to do any of the work yourself.
I'm staying friends with karlo so when he's famous for writing his books, I can get that secondhand fame.
by Royalblade123 March 13, 2018
The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
by The Federal Press May 04, 2019
When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
by Vermont Department of Health December 13, 2020