Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019

Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched

When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.

by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

Secondhand fame

Getting all of the perks of being famous by being friends with one who is famous without having to do any of the work yourself.

I'm staying friends with karlo so when he's famous for writing his books, I can get that secondhand fame.

by Royalblade123 March 13, 2018

secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.

I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.

by SHAGGYBADGER August 4, 2016

secondhand eating

The term now commonly used to describe the reality of how humans eating livestock means that we are thereby eating all of the food and drinking all of the water that they are and the fact that they consume such a massive volume of food and water actually means that we are doing so, secondhand, and the term itself also implies that we are sustaining enormous damage by doing so.

There is absolutely no doubt that secondhand eating is more destructive to our health and our planet than secondhand smoking ever was.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2023

Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.

Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.

by jamminwow December 1, 2011