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Golden Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries (a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl).

Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.

A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.

This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.
This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.

Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.
by Atooooool May 21, 2016
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Scandinavian Rub N' Tug

A Scandinavian Rub N' Tug is only achieved when one duct-tapes their hand half shut, duct-tapes that same hand securely to the bottom side of a table, and then preceds to fuck their own hand. With the addition of lube, this act becomes a filthy Scandinavian Rub N' Tug
Jo really enjoys the feeling of a Scandinavian Rub N' Tug, because it feels as if he is finally fucking a real girl.
by Mein Feuher April 15, 2009
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Scandinavian Hatchback

A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.
- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."

- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"

- "That's exactly why it got lost."
by The dude who mooed February 22, 2009
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Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
by Oysters on the half shell December 10, 2012
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scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.
I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.
by willifish August 7, 2009
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scandinavian sleigh ride

the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.
Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.
by Benjamin and the jets October 4, 2007
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Scandinavia

A section of Northern European where most Nordic people come from. Homeland of the Vikings, it is comprised of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland.
I imagine that Scandinavia makes the best swedish fish.
by buckey August 17, 2003
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