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Santana’s chancla

A legendary disciplinary tool with horrifying accuracy used by Santana Lopez. It serves as the Latina equivalent of Thor's hammer, but it is powered solely by fear, so enchantments are not necessary. Whenever someone says something offensive, foolish, or somewhat Rachel-Berry-like, it is instantly summoned. renowned for ricocheting, boomeranging, and delivering attitude and justice. The New Directions is held in check just by its existence.

Notable characteristics:
• Travels faster than the A-Train on a banana peel.
• When Santana is particularly irritated, it creates a shockwave.
• Has a 99.9% hit rate (Brittany caught it in midair and kissed Santana instead, accounting for 0.1%).
• Accredited as a WMD (Weapon of Major Diva-energy).
Santana’s Chancla:
Finn: "Wait, Santana, I didn't mean it like that."
Santana: (silently raising the chancla)
Rachel: "Everyone, duck!"
Brittany: "Yay! It is in flight mode!"
by Disney2123 December 5, 2025
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santana star crips

The Santana Star is a South Central Los Angeles Gang which is mainly hispanic but not exclusively hispanic with 30-60 active African American Members . they are known for claiming “W 54th St” also very well known for there iconic star gang sign. The Santana star was made by a group of young men in the 2000s era . the first name they had was santana colenzo crips but was changed shortly after the creation.
Even though they are named the Santana Star Crips they are mainly sureños .

Allies : ms-13 , Sureño , playboy crips , playboy 13

Rivals , bloods , norteños , northern kings
the most dangerous gang in LA is Santana Star Crips!!!
by southblancobitches October 12, 2023
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santana

santana means to thumbs up someone without using the thumbsup emoji
"go die"

"santana"
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santana hearns

santana hearns is amazing
by lily grace h May 16, 2021
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Santana

A person who used to like women but now likes men.
I told my girlfriend I like guys now and she said”your such a Santana”
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Ike Santana

Ike Santana is from the Nawfside of Atlanta. Moving to Dunwoody coming from Newark New Jersey in the early 90s. He got to experience a lot of different cultures in a short period of time.
Ike Santana has a lot of people always wanting to be like him from every state
by Nawf Atlanta Ike February 26, 2025
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Santana el Slaya

First of I'd like to say fwso, sosa, Zyypx, Santana el Slaya , wintrs, and .tormentor are all the same guy. Santana is cool and everybody knows him. He is popular for being Santana.
Lorenzo - Dude who is that guy Wintrs?
Jerome - Wintrs? You mean Zyypx!
Giannis - Guys, his name is Santana el Slaya
Lorenzo - Oh that guy? They call him Tormëntor now. Like Obelisk.
by .tormentor October 17, 2022
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