Sans is a totally mental nut job with an infatuation for touching other women's breasts and getting inappropriately erotic at the staff party! She is a total Whore and has an undying love for men called Zaza
Guy 1: Hey have seen the new Game The-
Guy 2: SANS IS NOT NESS WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU LEARN IT MATPAT!?
Guy 1: Woah, chill out man! I was about to say that Toby Fox has said that Sans isnt Ness!
Guy 2: Oh. Sorry mate.