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Little Tommy Squeaker

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.
John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"
by Doctor N November 16, 2009
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Ridin' squeakers

When your car is rolling and makes that really high pitched chalkboard noise that causes people on the streets to cover their ears and flee.

Also, when you get a bad shopping cart with the squeaky wheels at your local (insert grocery store name here)

Also, Ridin' squealers.
"That guy that just passed needs to get his breaks replaced or something, cause he is definitely ridin' squeakers."

"I was ridin' squealers when I went to pick up some eggs and bread but was too lazy to get another cart."
by Dweenyo December 14, 2008
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Church Room Squeaker

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.
Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014
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Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.
by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020
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Squeaker

A squeaker is an annoying Fortnite kid who thinks he is super cool because he's playing a game for teens. He/she says a cuss word in every sentence to make everyone think he is cool.
Squeaker: HeY gUyS mY mOm JuSt BogHt Me VbUcKs WhAt SkIn ShOuLd I fUcCiNg gEt
by Gorge Da Firs February 14, 2023
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Jersey Squeaker

When riding a girl doggy style, just before you cum, poke her sides with your fingers just above her hips. She will jerk and let out a squeak as you fill her full of goo.
Aww man I was riding this girl so hard last night and decided to try a Jersey Squeaker, you could hear that noise from the shore
by Tofi85 April 7, 2021
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