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Spider

A bug sent straight from hell in which Luifer resides with 8 fucking eyes and legs
“EW A SPIDER”
by sTuPiDoNaLdTruMp July 28, 2018
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Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.
There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.
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Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end
A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by spooder man007 December 3, 2018
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The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners
1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider
by Super Snis December 28, 2018
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by Thatoneweirdgamergirl December 21, 2019
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Eche is such a freaken spider
by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020
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THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.
Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE
by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020
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