Sour Nose

When you go underwater and the water goes in your nose causing the sour sort of sting, mostly happens when upside-down.

The boy almost got the keys from the bottom of the lake but he got Sour Nose and had to come back up.

by Funnypicklez December 31, 2011

Sour nose

When you're about to cry and you're trying to hold your tears in. That tingling feeling in your nose feels a bit sour.

"Are you ok?"

"Yea, hol' up. I have a sour nose."

by the anonymous turkey October 28, 2020

sour ass

Sour ass is an uncomfortable condition caused by ass cheese, which is typically the result of inadequate ass wiping. As ass cheese is left unattended for some period of time, it mixes with sweat and heat, and begins to cause irritation and itching, between the buttocks and around the anus. This irritation is referred to as 'sour ass' and is exacerbated by warm climate conditions. It is a highly uncomfortable condition which is resolved temporarily by wiping the ass with wet tissue or baby wipes. However, in order to fully resolve the condition, a shower must be taken, along with a change of under-bottoms.

Chip thought he had wiped his ass enough, and returned back to work doing carpentry. As the hot 98 degree day progressed, he realized that he did not wipe adequately, and ass cheese began to accumulate around his anus and between his buttocks, causing a severe case of Sour Ass. He tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his ass, essentially wiping with his underwear. However, the foul smell was detectable even in the outdoors, and he had to return home to take a full shower and change his underwear, which now contained long brown skid-marks.

by Tom Haranger November 20, 2007

Sour Lake

A place in Texas that used to have a lake with healing powers...it has since dried up.

Sam Houston bathed in the Sour Springs Hotel in Sour Lake.

by srucka June 10, 2008

Sour cream potato cakes

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.

I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!

by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009

sour tort

a tortilla only filled with sour cream

Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”

by Honcho bill January 4, 2019

Sour Egg

A bitter office co-worker who, no matter what, makes the time to find some menial mistake in your grammar, punctuation or spelling regardless of the overall quality of the piece of work.

Co-worker - ‘I have reviewed the report you asked me to and I noticed you’ve used your semi colon incorrectly on page 35, paragraph 4.’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’

by Policy Dickhead April 18, 2019