Shiz

When you're unable to use the word 'shit'. A replacement word for the word shit. Or when something is just so incredibly shitty that you're unable to even use the word shit anymore to justify how shitty it is.

I am going to lose my shiz

This is some crazy shiz

by RandomToast August 18, 2018

Shiz

Taking a dump on a friends mum's cheast.

i had a shiz time with your mum last night, it was freeking awsome, it was all over her chest!!

by shiz man January 25, 2009

shiz

a word you use when you don't want to swear around children but it has the same meaning as the swearing word

that looks like shiz

by madds101 March 9, 2017

Shiz

The word often used by children to replace the word shit

Synonyms: shoot, shitake mushrooms, dang, darn

Anonyms: urane, pee, pee pee

The perfect word to use when your about to say shit in front of your parents as a child. Or if your speaking in front of a PG audience.

Scenario 1
Jon: Hey kids look at that horse... shiz.
Johnny: Wow that's some amazing looking shiz
Scenario 2
Johnny: I ALMOST BEAT THE LEVEL! HOLY *mom walks into room* shiz?
Clarence: ...
Scenario 3
Johnny: Now I am going to present my essay on... Shiz. "Shiz is a shizzy brown peice of shiz that you can extract from your... bum?"

by Littlejohnyy2947 December 5, 2017

Shiz

Another word for shit but for when a mature adult is around. Even though you’ll sound stupid.

Oh shiz, I got a F in Math.

Oh shiz, what happened?

Hey Mr. Jones! I took a shiz in your bathroom :)

by Layla :p September 25, 2018

shiz

different word for shit

aw shiz my coffes every were

by oopssksksksksksksksksks October 3, 2019

Shiz

The safe, clean alternative to the swear word 'shit' of which you can use in all situations.
Much like using the word 'fudge' in substitution for 'fuck', it can be used in substitution for any meaning of the word 'shit'.

*nearly drops croissant* "Shiz!!!"
"I feel shiz"
"I can't be bothered with all this shiz"
"the dog shiz"

by ayerfegw April 20, 2020