salami sandwhich

the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich
i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.
by knorth December 13, 2007
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salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice
Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip
by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014
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eat the salami

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes
by mothers penis April 02, 2020
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Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.
“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth
by ffstretch March 11, 2023
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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"
by thelævfam December 27, 2018
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thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.
Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.
by Erm GOTEEEEE May 14, 2017
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