salami sandwhich

the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich

i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.

by knorth January 5, 2008

salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022

Showcase the Salami

To show off the goods

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018