ridge runner

A ridge runner or more commonly referred to as a moonshiner, was typically a man from the South during the prohibition era (1928-1940) who transported illegal whiskey (moonshine) made in various still sites (outdoor breweries) to local and long distance customers. They were often persued by local police and sheriff's departments in addition to Federal agents, known as "Revenuers" who enforced prohibition laws. Ridge runners were skilled lead foot drivers who knew the roads like the back of their hands. They drove across wide open fields, pastures, and wooded terrain to shake the law, run their shine, and turn a nice profit. Watch a few episodes of the old Dukes of Hazzard and you can't miss the term. Thanks for reading. :-)

That ridge runner is supposed to be here any minute with a whole trunkload of fine sippin shine. Get the money ready...and bring the shotgun if he needs any help.

by bmt104 November 19, 2013

did a runner

To get out of a sticky situation, place or environment.

When Jack found out Jill was pregnant, he did a runner!

by timothy mark kluwen April 22, 2007

400m Runner

The strongest, fastest, most persistent runner in all of Track and Field. Requiring discipline, motivation, and ambition to reach the finish line due to the gruesome factors of the race requiring both sprint and endurance running.

1:what do you run?
2:Im a 400m runner
1: oh hell no thats too hard your a beast dude. STAY UP
2: i know

by 400mlife December 4, 2011

Homestar Runner

The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.

"I'm Homestaw Wunnow, and this is a website!"-Homestar Runner

by dpo June 21, 2004

lunch runner

One who runs out of the classroom and down the hall so he can be the first on in line for lunch.

Look at that fuckin lunch runner billy. ya hes a fuckin idiot

by Frazier Boy August 10, 2006

runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012