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Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
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roderick

a funny,book and/or street smart male that carries himself with confidence.At first, he may be reserved but as one gets to know him,he can open up and be that loyal and honest friend that everyone needs in their lives.Rodericks are unique, they can be calm and collected or the loud opinionated person depending on their mood.They love to have fun, even if it is by themselves
Erykah:I was at this party the other night and it was so dead.I mean the music was playing but no one was dancing.
Brittany:So did you leave?
Erykah:I was about to when this handsome stranger walked in with a few of his friends and pulled me to the dance floor
Brittany:Sounds like a Roderick?
Erykah:Yeah,he was and then the party really began
by imf@mousRod February 7, 2010
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Ridence

Laughter; specifically the sound of laughter. The i is long and should be pronounced reed-ence or ride-ence to avoid confusion with the word "riddance".

From the Latin ridere - to laugh, the word is related to deride and derision.
We had to let one comic go but his replacement is much funnier. So I guess - good riddance and good ridence.
by That Dance Guy November 29, 2009
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Rodelio

Amazing, caring, kind, and funny person, will help you when you need it.
Very intelligent and witty. Don't ever let this person go.
Wow, Rodelio is next to me!!!
He is the best.
by Parisnow December 16, 2019
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Roderick

When a child is born and his penis is roughly the same size as his body he is given the name Roderick
"so you got with roderick last night?"
"yeah, i didnt believe the rumors were true but he definitely deserved the title Roderick."
by kroeTM December 31, 2014
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dirty rodeo

when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on
when bob was doing marissa, he pulled a dirty rodeo and got held on for a split second
by sex god April 10, 2004
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Roben

One in a billion always kind. Loving soul never fails to make you smile
"That was so Roben!"
by man u 4 life October 27, 2016
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