Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson 

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson by criestinaa January 30, 2009

The Robert Pattinson 

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

The Robert Pattinson by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

sir robert pattinson academy 

A 'school' that was built back when dinosaurs roamed earth. It is currently a prison that cannot afford glue sticks for the English department. There are pathetic year 7 fights. The year 7s walk about with their bags drooping to the floor. Everyone who dares to go here may not make it out sane. It is often referred to as RP because nobody bothers at this school!

Dan asked,"Have you heard about RP?"
"What a school of zombies!", tasha replied
"What that sir Robert Pattinson academy school?"

sir robert pattinson academy by emloveswaffles July 26, 2018

robert.x.pattinson 

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.

“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”

robert.x.pattinson by baldyphobic December 26, 2020

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》 

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Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》 by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Robert Patterson 

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

Robert Patterson by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022