Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.
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