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Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.
Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.
by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
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RedXVelveted

did you see @RedXVelveted’s new TikTok video?
by odorofd June 26, 2022
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red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.
by James Gresham December 19, 2023
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Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child
Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night
by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024
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Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him
She is red velvet asf
by yrmom March 27, 2025
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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