red winger

When you unknowingly hook up with a female at a party that is on her period

I accidentally hooked up with a girl on her period, my friends call me red winger now

by Sticky_Rice September 3, 2016

Nissan Maxima Red Wings

Picking up a butterface at a house party but being embarrassed to be seen by by your buddies, so you take her outside on the downlow to bang her in your car only to too late realize that she was on her period and bled all over the interior of your Nissan Maxima... thus earning your new car it’s Red Wings

No way I am calling Shot Gun in Jo’s car. It just recently earned it’s Nissan Maxima Red Wings. Couldn’t Shout that out if you tried..

by ToiletSoldiers April 8, 2020

red wings

Red wings is when you have intercourse with a woman when she is having a period or when you pound her til it bleeds and decide to keep going.

Red badge of courage is when you oral munch that cooch when she is on the rag or you accidentally bite her in the crotch making her bleed, yet you decide to keep going.

"Dude last night I earned my red wings with the help of your mom. Btw i thought she had her tubes tied, whys she still raggin?"

by AzNm0Nk3y January 12, 2006

red wings

when you eating out a girl and she has her period in your mouth

"yo this stupid bitch red winged me"

by joseph simms February 8, 2004

detroit red wings

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Detroit Red Wings

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

by 0000 October 20, 2003