The most socially awkward person America has yet to see. A somewhat blonde teenager that eats like a carnivore, dances like a ballerina with impulse control disorders, and sings with the ability to either charm you like a dove or ward off predators. Likes to share stories of her borderline schizophrenic dreams. Can wheeze and honk-laugh like the most talented Goose in Canada. Has an appreciation for every genre of music, likes to play the piano and guitar, and has ridiculously high standards in guys...but most guys wouldn't like her anyway. And if they already do, they don't tell her. But when she gets a crush it's normally not mutual. Absolutely sucks at math but likes to contemplate deep, philosophical ideas. Her head is filled with curiosity. She makes up for her math ineptitude and general disorganization by being a blast to spend time with (or maybe that is just her delusion). Is creative, optimistic, and imaginative, and considers everyone a friend-even if they do not know it. Is constantly making herself laugh by blurting out random noises, words, phrases, or just flat out having a spontaneous meltdown. Has insecurities, but will happily do anything embarrassing in public to make others laugh. A boomer. Weird things happen to her that don't happen to other people, and she is notoriously accident-prone. Zones out in the middle of conversations but then comes back again with irrelevant comments. Likes everybody and continuously erases any future she may have for herself.
"Who is that psychopath screaming in the corner?"
"Oh that's Reagan...she's different."
"That girl is cute! Oh, nevermind...it's just Reagan."
"Did you hear Reagan broke up with her boyfriend?"
"Reagan had a boyfriend?"
"Oh wait that was Meghan..."
"That makes more sense."
"Hey want to hang out with Reagan?"
"I guess so, we don't have any other options..."
"Oh that's Reagan...she's different."
"That girl is cute! Oh, nevermind...it's just Reagan."
"Did you hear Reagan broke up with her boyfriend?"
"Reagan had a boyfriend?"
"Oh wait that was Meghan..."
"That makes more sense."
"Hey want to hang out with Reagan?"
"I guess so, we don't have any other options..."
by wouldliketoremainanonymous May 13, 2020
She’s a great person and will always stick with you. Will most likely end up with a Brandon or Henry. She’ll be with an Aries ♈️ that’s all. WE STAN REAGANS
Reagan Loves Him
by SorryImTaken💔💓💝 July 09, 2019
Reagan is a short brown headed girl who starts drama and thinks she is perfect. She is usually immature and when she dates she never talks to the guy. Reagan thinks she can dance but really she looks stupid and guys never look at her.
by Mark Ryquesha the second October 26, 2019
by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008
An underhanded way to avoid lying under oath. The term is derived from Ronald Reagan's comments and testimony during the Iran-Contra hearings. When asked difficult questions about his involvement in illeagally funding the Contras, rather than pleading the 5th he would just say "I don't recall."
Usually when someone refuses to answer a question during testimony they look guilty, Reagan just sounded like a dumbass. Was it just a scam or had the alzheimers already started to affect him?
Usually when someone refuses to answer a question during testimony they look guilty, Reagan just sounded like a dumbass. Was it just a scam or had the alzheimers already started to affect him?
When testifying during the senate hearings, Tony Hayward, was reaganing when he said he was "not involved in that decision," several times, rather than admit the truth: BP fucked up!
by Charles_U_Farley November 19, 2010
A continual streak of perfection. Simular to a 'no hitter' in baseball however with a more broad application that refers to a series of non-related events. Named after the 40th President of the USA Ronald Reagan.
I have been Reaganing this whole day. Every single thing I have done has been completed perfectly and then some.
by Mr.Marbles October 22, 2010
"Making it through a full 24-hours without a single misstep is called Reaganing. The only other people who have ever done it: Lee Iacocca, Jack Welch, and, no judgement, Saddam Hussein." - Jack Donaghy
by mvn October 23, 2010