Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.

“Omg did you see Robert Pattinson in that new movie HES so hot”

“Spitting facts right now”

by Wattpadgilriereader April 11, 2022

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025