Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

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by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009
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dusty quiff

The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.
Nancy dusty quiffs often.
by Kimlicious November 19, 2008
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Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.
George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"
by Pancooke November 13, 2010
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Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'
"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
by Rosè April 22, 2021
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quiff

Verb: To sniff something in a perverted way, especially hair, a quif or a queef.
Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.
by Carlos Perdue March 06, 2020
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Quiff

Here in New Brunswick Canada this is considered a "nice" curse word by some people in rural areas. When my Uncle backed over his chainsaw with the farm tractor he might say " Aww ain't that a Quiff!!"
by Woodchucker65 May 13, 2024
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Quiff

Susan there's a hole in my dick I think it just farted jack don't worry everyone that's has a dick farts out of it.its called quiff also known as dickflart.
by Cool_girl5426 February 18, 2018
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