Queso Beso

Is when 1) you kiss someone and their breath smells like mexican cheese or 2) when you put wiz cheeze in your mouth and french kiss ur partner.

"Ayyyy cochinno, lavate la boca, no quiero tu queso beso!"

by Magnetar October 18, 2012

Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

Forbidden queso

When fumunda cheese and pre-cum mix creating cheese sauce consistency

This chick i was with is crazy she licked the forbidden queso off her lips

by Unhinged monkey April 3, 2025

queso papí

A Mexican pimp. The equivalent of a sugar daddy.

Have you met Devan? He is such a queso papí!

by quesopapí101 November 17, 2015

Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.

"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"

by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017

queso faceo

Slang for facial, invented by the band UnderTipper.

and then at the end of the scene, he gave her a serious case of queso faceo

by UnderTipper January 18, 2017

Bean Dip N Queso

A sexual maneuver while a man has his “beans” in side of a woman. Another attending person shall try to suck the “queso” out of the man’s penis.

I’m about to bean dip n queso these two dumb boards

by Dick Whistle December 1, 2024